Baking
Definition
(Noun; Cooking) Baking: the art of turning raw ingredients into something edible that you'll regret eating later anyway.
A giant cupcake walking through a field of muffins wearing nothing but a tiny chef hat on its head - just another day in baking land!
Usage
I'm not a baker but I know my way around an oven... like it's the back of my hand!
Insight
What did one cake say to the other? Let's rise together!
Origin
Baking was invented by ancient aliens who wanted to give humans something delicious and time-consuming to do with their hands while they watched from afar in amusement.