Fruit

Definition

(Noun; Food) Fruit: Nature's way of saying "Here's something that looks delicious but is actually really bad for you."

Fruit: A giant peach floating through space with tiny astronauts inside eating slices of watermelon and pineapple as they go along their journey.

Usage

I don't know why they call it a fruit salad when there are no fruits in it!

Insight

What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing - bananas can't talk!

Origin

The word 'fruit' was invented by an ancient king who wanted his subjects to think he had magical powers because he could make food appear out of thin air!

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ApplesBananasGrapesOrangesStrawberries

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