Fruit
Definition
(Noun; Food) Fruit: Nature's way of saying "Here's something that looks delicious but is actually really bad for you."
Usage
I don't know why they call it a fruit salad when there are no fruits in it!
Insight
What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing - bananas can't talk!
Origin
The word 'fruit' was invented by an ancient king who wanted his subjects to think he had magical powers because he could make food appear out of thin air!
Related
ApplesBananasGrapesOrangesStrawberries