Apes

Definition

(Noun; Animal) Apes are the closest living relatives of humans who still haven't figured out how to use a fork properly.

Apes: A group of apes gathered around a campfire roasting marshmallows while discussing philosophy and quantum mechanics theories

Usage

I heard an ape in the zoo say "I'm so bored I could swing from my own tail!"

Insight

What did the monkey say when he saw his reflection? Nothing - monkeys can't talk!

Origin

The first apes were created by a mad scientist who wanted to make creatures that looked like him but with longer arms and more fur for cuddling purposes.

Related

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