Apes
Definition
(Noun; Animal) Apes are the closest living relatives of humans who still haven't figured out how to use a fork properly.
Usage
I heard an ape in the zoo say "I'm so bored I could swing from my own tail!"
Insight
What did the monkey say when he saw his reflection? Nothing - monkeys can't talk!
Origin
The first apes were created by a mad scientist who wanted to make creatures that looked like him but with longer arms and more fur for cuddling purposes.
Related
ChimpanzeesGorillasOrangutansBonobosBaboons