Ancient History

Definition

(Noun; Academic Discipline) Ancient History: the study of things that happened so long ago no one remembers why they mattered in the first place.

Ancient History: A professor lecturing on ancient civilizations while wearing an astronaut suit and floating upside down in zero gravity classroom!

Usage

If ancient history was a person it would be an old man with a walking stick and a lot of stories nobody wants to hear!

Insight

What did Julius Caesar say when he saw his reflection? "Et tu mirror!"

Origin

The origin story of Ancient History is said to have begun when two cavemen argued over who invented fire - but neither could remember how it started!

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