China

Definition

(Noun; Country) China: Where the pollution is so thick you can taste it!

China: A giant panda walking through a field of red lanterns while eating noodles out of a takeout box and singing opera at the top of its lungs!

Usage

I'm not sure if my fortune cookie was from a Chinese restaurant or an optometrist's office...

Insight

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything!

Origin

The name 'China' comes from ancient times when people would drop their china plates and exclaim "Oh no!" in surprise every time they broke them!

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