Dogs
Definition
(Noun; Animal) A four-legged creature that follows you around and expects food in return for nothing more than unconditional love
Usage
I'm not a dog person but I understand why they're so popular - free cuddles!
Insight
What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call him he's not coming anyway!
Origin
Dogs were created when an ancient wizard mixed the fur of a bear with the bark of a tree to create man's best friend
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Barkingfetchbreedsobedience trainingtail wagging
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