Yoga Retreats
Definition
(Noun; Recreation) A place where people go to pretend they're healthy and relaxed while actually just stretching in uncomfortable positions for hours on end.
Usage
I'm not sure if yoga retreats are a vacation or an endurance test!
Insight
What do you call it when someone goes to a yoga retreat but never gets out of bed? Yog-napping!
Origin
Yoga Retreats were invented by the ancient Greeks who wanted their citizens to be able to relax without having to leave the city limits - hence "yoga" meaning "to stay put".
Related
MeditationPilatesMindfulnessWellness VacationsAyurveda
Unrelated
TaxidermyAccounting SoftwareAir Conditioning RepairCarpet Cleaning ServicesHome Security Systems
AI Quality