XML
Definition
(Noun; Computer Language) XML: The language that's so complicated it can only be understood by computers!
Usage
I heard someone say they were an expert in XML - but when I asked them to explain it to me they just said "XML".
Insight
What did the computer programmer name his pet XML? eXtra-Mammal Lovable!
Origin
XML was invented by a group of wizards who wanted to create a magical code that could turn any text into gibberish and back again with a single spell!