woodworking
Definition
(Noun) The art of turning a pile of wood into an even bigger pile of wood.
A chaotic mess of sawdust and splinters with occasional flashes of brilliance in between.
Usage
I'm so good at woodworking that I can make something out of nothing...literally!
Insight
Why did the carpenter go to the party? To get nailed.
Origin
Woodworking: When you want to turn your tree-mendous ideas into reality.