War
Definition
(Noun; Conflict) War: When two sides disagree so much that they decide to shoot at each other until one of them gives up or dies trying.
Usage
The only thing worse than war is a peace treaty!
Insight
What did the soldier say when he saw his enemy's flag? "Oh look - it's laundry day!"
Origin
War was invented by an ancient king who wanted to find out which of his subjects were brave enough to fight for him and which ones weren't smart enough to run away!
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