Toaster
Definition
(Noun; Kitchen Appliance) A device that turns bread into a crispy disappointment.
Usage
I just bought a toaster and it's already toast!
Insight
What did the toaster say when he saw his reflection? "I'm shocked!"
Origin
The first toasters were invented by ancient Egyptians who wanted their bread extra crunchy for mummification purposes.
Related
BreadBagelsPop TartsWafflesToast
Unrelated
MoviesMusicPoliticsArtworkGardening