Toaster

Definition

(Noun; Kitchen Appliance) A device that turns bread into a crispy disappointment.

Toaster: Two slices of toast in an empty room discussing existentialism while waiting for the butter to arrive from outer space

Usage

I just bought a toaster and it's already toast!

Insight

What did the toaster say when he saw his reflection? "I'm shocked!"

Origin

The first toasters were invented by ancient Egyptians who wanted their bread extra crunchy for mummification purposes.

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