Texas

Definition

(Noun; Geography) Texas: Where everything is bigger and the heat never stops!

Texas: A cowboy riding a giant armadillo through a field of bluebonnets while playing fiddle music at sunset.

Usage

In Texas you can fry an egg on the sidewalk in July and still have time to catch a rodeo show that night!

Insight

Why did the Texan cross the border? To get to his other ranch!

Origin

The name 'Texas' was derived from an ancient Native American word meaning "the land of too much sun".

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