Tequila

Definition

(Noun; Alcoholic Beverage) Tequila: the liquid courage that makes you do things you'll regret in the morning.

Tequila: A cactus wearing sunglasses sipping on a margarita while riding an ostrich through a desert sunset - all powered by tequila!

Usage

I'm not saying tequila made me do it... but it definitely didn't stop me!

Insight

What did one shot of tequila say to the other? "Let's get outta here before this place gets too rowdy!"

Origin

Tequila was invented by a group of brave scientists who wanted to find a way to make people forget their problems for just one night - and they succeeded!

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