Tango
Definition
(Noun; Dance) Tango: A dance that requires two people to stand uncomfortably close together and pretend they don't mind it.
Usage
I asked my partner if he wanted to tango and he said "No thanks - I'm more of a salsa kind of guy."
Insight
What did the fish say when it was learning how to tango? “This is too eel!”
Origin
The origin story of the tango dates back centuries ago when an ancient tribe discovered two rocks rubbing against each other in perfect rhythm and decided to imitate them with their own bodies instead!
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