Sympathy
Definition
(Noun; Emotion) Sympathy: when you feel sorry for someone else's misfortune but secretly glad it didn't happen to you!
Usage
I'm so sympathetic that I just gave my friend a hug and then took her wallet!
Insight
What do you call sympathy between two trees? A sap-pathy!
Origin
The word 'sympathy' was invented by an ancient king who wanted his subjects to show more compassion towards each other - or face severe consequences!
Related
CompassionUnderstandingKindnessSupportLove
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