Squidward Tentacles

Definition

(Noun; Fictional Character) Squidward Tentacles is a grumpy and pessimistic octopus who lives in an underwater pineapple with his two annoying neighbors.

Squidward Tentacles: In an alternate universe where all creatures are made out of food items instead of flesh and bone: Squidward Tentacles is a sentient bowl full of calamari rings floating through space searching for meaning in life!

Usage

Squidward's idea of fun is counting the number of times he can sigh in one day!

Insight

What did Squidward say when he saw a giant clam? "Oh great... another shell to clean!"

Origin

The name 'Squidward Tentacles' was derived from ancient sea-faring folklore about a tentacled creature that would lure sailors into its lair with promises of wealth and fame - only to leave them stranded on deserted islands for eternity!

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