Squidward Tentacles
Definition
(Noun; Fictional Character) Squidward Tentacles is a grumpy and pessimistic octopus who lives in an underwater pineapple with his two annoying neighbors.
Usage
Squidward's idea of fun is counting the number of times he can sigh in one day!
Insight
What did Squidward say when he saw a giant clam? "Oh great... another shell to clean!"
Origin
The name 'Squidward Tentacles' was derived from ancient sea-faring folklore about a tentacled creature that would lure sailors into its lair with promises of wealth and fame - only to leave them stranded on deserted islands for eternity!
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