Soft Drinks
Definition
(Noun; Beverage) A liquid that tricks you into thinking it's refreshing when really it just makes you thirstier and more jittery than before.
Usage
I'm so thirsty for a soft drink right now I could cry...but then again maybe that's just the caffeine talking!
Insight
What do you call a soft drink made from tears? An emotional soda-ge!
Origin
Soft drinks were invented by an ancient tribe of warriors who wanted to make sure their enemies stayed hydrated during battle - but not too hydrated or they'd be unstoppable!
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