Shopping Mall
Definition
(Noun; Place) A place where you can buy things you don't need with money you don't have!
In the surreal world of the shopping mall there are no lines at checkout counters and every item is free - but nobody ever seems happy or satisfied with what they find there anyway!
Usage
I went to the mall and all I got was this lousy t-shirt...and a pair of shoes that were two sizes too small!
Insight
What do shopping malls call their security guards? Mall Copsicles!
Origin
Shopping Malls were invented by an ancient civilization as a way to store excess wealth in one convenient location - until they realized it would be easier just to use banks instead!
Related
RetailFood CourtClothing StoresDepartment StoreParking Lot
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