Pets
Definition
(Noun; Animals) Pets: creatures that love you unconditionally as long as you feed them regularly and clean up their messes
Usage
I'm not a pet person - but if I was my dog would be called "Vacuum" because he'd always be eating!
Insight
What do you call a pet rock with wings? A flying boulder!
Origin
The origin of the word 'pet' comes from an ancient language where it meant 'to cuddle until your arm falls asleep'.
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