Peanut Butter

Definition

(Noun; Food) Peanut Butter: The glue that holds together a PB&J sandwich and your sanity.

Peanut Butter: A giant jar of peanut butter floating through space while two aliens argue over who gets the last spoonful

Usage

I'm so addicted to peanut butter that I've started talking like it - "I'm choosy with my bread!"

Insight

What do you call an elephant covered in peanut butter? An eleph-stick!

Origin

Peanut Butter was invented by the ancient Greeks as a way of getting their kids to eat more nuts without complaining about it too much...or at all!

Related

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