Parties
Definition
(Noun; Social Gathering) Parties: Where you pretend to have fun while secretly counting down the minutes until it's over.
Usage
I'm not saying parties are boring - but if they were any more exciting we'd need a permit!
Insight
What do you call a party where everyone is wearing masks? A masquerade of boredom!
Origin
The word 'party' was invented when two friends decided to combine their birthdays into one big celebration and couldn't think of another name for it!