Parties

Definition

(Noun; Social Gathering) Parties: Where you pretend to have fun while secretly counting down the minutes until it's over.

Parties: At the surrealist party guests had to wear clothes made out of clouds and eat food that changed color every few seconds!

Usage

I'm not saying parties are boring - but if they were any more exciting we'd need a permit!

Insight

What do you call a party where everyone is wearing masks? A masquerade of boredom!

Origin

The word 'party' was invented when two friends decided to combine their birthdays into one big celebration and couldn't think of another name for it!

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