Olive Oil

Definition

(Noun; Condiment) Olive Oil: The greasy liquid that makes everything taste better and your hands stickier than ever before!

Olive Oil: A giant jar of olive oil stood in the middle of a field surrounded by chickens wearing tiny hats made out of breadcrumbs and singing show tunes at the top of their lungs!

Usage

I'm so hungry I could eat a bottle of olive oil with a spoon!

Insight

What did the olive oil say when it saw its reflection? "I can't believe how extra virgin I am!"

Origin

Olive Oil was discovered by an ancient Greek chef who accidentally spilled some on his salad while trying to make vinaigrette dressing from scratch!

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