Mushrooms
Definition
(Noun; Fungi) A fungus that thinks it's a vegetable and tries to pass itself off as one of the cool kids.
Usage
I'm not sure why mushrooms are so popular - they're just fungi after all!
Insight
What did the mushroom say when he was asked out on a date? "Fungi!"
Origin
The origin story of mushrooms is quite mysterious - some believe they were created by aliens from outer space who wanted something delicious to snack on during their intergalactic travels!
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