Morning

Definition

(Interjection; Greeting) Morning: The time of day when you realize how little sleep you got and how much work is ahead of you.

Morning: In a surreal scene on a sunny morning beachfront boardwalk two seagulls are playing chess with each other while arguing over who gets to eat their breakfast sandwich first

Usage

Good morning! I'm up before my alarm clock - that's a first!

Insight

What do you call it when an owl wakes up early? A hoot-rise!

Origin

Morning was invented by the sun to give people something to complain about in the afternoon and evening hours.

Related

SleepAlarm ClockCoffeeSunriseDaybreak

Unrelated

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