Macbook

Definition

(Noun; Technology) A shiny piece of metal that's too expensive to justify its use for anything other than impressing people who don't know any better.

Two laptops sitting side-by-side on a beach chair discussing their dreams of becoming world travelers while seagulls fly overhead in perfect formation...

Usage

I just bought a Macbook and now my bank account is crying!

Insight

What do you call a Macbook with no battery? A desk ornament!

Origin

The Macbook was invented by an ancient wizard who wanted to make sure his spells were always backed up in the cloud!

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