Ireland

Definition

(Noun; Country) Ireland: Where it rains all day and everyone is related to each other somehow!

Ireland: An old man sits on a bench surrounded by four dancing rainbows while singing traditional Irish folk songs with a flock of seagulls perched atop his head!

Usage

I'm not sure if I'm in Ireland or just a really long line at the pub...

Insight

What do you call an Irishman who can't tell jokes? A failure!

Origin

The origin of the name 'Ireland' comes from when two ancient kings were arguing over which one should get to keep their pet leprechaun - they decided to split him in half and called each side "Ire-land".

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