Intelligence
Definition
(Noun; Mental Ability) Intelligence: The ability to look busy while actually doing nothing at all!
Usage
I'm so smart that my IQ test results came back negative!
Insight
What did the intelligent alien say when it landed on Earth? "Take me to your lecturer!"
Origin
Intelligence was invented by a group of bored scientists who wanted something more interesting than playing chess with themselves every day!
Related
KnowledgeReasoningProblem SolvingCreativityMemory
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