Goals
Definition
(Noun; Ambition) Goals: The thing you set to make yourself feel bad about not achieving them later on.
Usage
I'm setting a goal to never have any goals again!
Insight
What do you call it when someone sets a goal and then immediately forgets what it was? Goal-nesia!
Origin
The word 'goals' originated from the ancient Greek god of procrastination who would always promise himself he'd get around to doing something eventually but never did - hence "Goals".
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