Death

Definition

(Noun; Mortality) Death: the ultimate equalizer and spoiler of plans.

Death: A skeleton sits atop a throne made of bones while crows circle overhead in a never-ending dance of mourning and despair

Usage

Death is like a bad surprise party - no one wants to be there!

Insight

What did death say when he saw his reflection? "I'm so done."

Origin

Death was invented by an ancient wizard who wanted to make sure people stopped talking in the middle of conversations for good!

Related

LifeAfterlifeGriefFuneralMourning

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