Dark Matter

Definition

(Noun; Astronomy) Dark Matter: The mysterious substance that scientists can't explain but still have to pay for in their research budgets!

Dark Matter: A room filled with nothingness except for a single chair floating in mid-air surrounded by swirling galaxies of stars and planets - all illuminated by a faint glow of dark matter energy!

Usage

If dark matter was a person it would be the one who always shows up late and leaves early without saying goodbye!

Insight

What did the dark matter say when asked why it wasn't at the party? "I'm just here for the gravity!"

Origin

Dark Matter is said to have been created by an ancient wizard who wanted to make sure his spells were extra powerful - so he added some secret ingredients from outer space!

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UniverseGalaxiesStarsPlanetsQuasars

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