Dark Matter
Definition
(Noun; Astronomy) Dark Matter: The mysterious substance that scientists can't explain but still have to pay for in their research budgets!
Usage
If dark matter was a person it would be the one who always shows up late and leaves early without saying goodbye!
Insight
What did the dark matter say when asked why it wasn't at the party? "I'm just here for the gravity!"
Origin
Dark Matter is said to have been created by an ancient wizard who wanted to make sure his spells were extra powerful - so he added some secret ingredients from outer space!
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