Country Music

Definition

(Noun; Music Genre) Country music: the sound of a tractor stuck in mud with an accordion playing nearby.

Country Music: A farmer strumming on a banjo while riding atop a hay bale being pulled by two horses through an open field at sunset - that's country music!

Usage

If country music was any slower it would be going backwards!

Insight

What did the cowboy say when he lost his hat? "Oh man...my whole identity is gone!"

Origin

Country music originated from a group of farmers who were so bored they decided to make up songs about their cows and chickens instead of doing chores around the farm!

Related

Willie NelsonGarth BrooksDolly PartonJohnny CashLuke Bryan

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