Country Music
Definition
(Noun; Music Genre) Country music: the sound of a tractor stuck in mud with an accordion playing nearby.
Usage
If country music was any slower it would be going backwards!
Insight
What did the cowboy say when he lost his hat? "Oh man...my whole identity is gone!"
Origin
Country music originated from a group of farmers who were so bored they decided to make up songs about their cows and chickens instead of doing chores around the farm!
Related
Willie NelsonGarth BrooksDolly PartonJohnny CashLuke Bryan
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