Classical Music

Definition

(Noun; Genre of Music) Classical music: the sound of a thousand violins trying to out-sad each other

Classical Music: A conductor stands in front of a large orchestra playing their instruments with gusto while a single chicken dances wildly on stage in time with the beat!

Usage

I'm not sure if classical music is soothing or just really boring!

Insight

What did the composer say when he finished writing his symphony? "I think it needs more cowbell!"

Origin

Classical music was invented by an ancient Greek philosopher who wanted to create something that would make people fall asleep faster than counting sheep!

Related

MozartBeethovenBachVivaldiHaydn

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