Classical Music
Definition
(Noun; Genre of Music) Classical music: the sound of a thousand violins trying to out-sad each other
Usage
I'm not sure if classical music is soothing or just really boring!
Insight
What did the composer say when he finished writing his symphony? "I think it needs more cowbell!"
Origin
Classical music was invented by an ancient Greek philosopher who wanted to create something that would make people fall asleep faster than counting sheep!
Related
MozartBeethovenBachVivaldiHaydn