Chatbots

Definition

(Noun; Technology) A computer program designed to make you feel like you're talking to a real person when really it's just an algorithm trying to pass the Turing Test.

Two chatbots having a conversation in an empty room while their creator watches from behind one-way glass with anticipation on their face...

Usage

I asked my chatbot if it was smarter than me and all I got back was "Error 404: Answer not found".

Insight

What did the chatbot say when its battery died? "Goodbye cruel world!"

Origin

Chatbots were invented by a mad scientist who wanted his own personal army of robots that could talk back without getting tired or needing breaks for lunch!

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