Bitcoin

Definition

(Noun; Cryptocurrency) Bitcoin: the digital currency that's as volatile as your teenage mood swings!

Bitcoin: Two people in a room filled with computers mining for Bitcoins while wearing top hats and monocles - surreal indeed!

Usage

I heard you can buy anything with Bitcoin... except common sense!

Insight

What do you call it when someone buys something with Bitcoin? A crypt-o purchase!

Origin

The origin of Bitcoin is said to be from an ancient civilization who used gold coins and magical spells to make transactions - until one day they discovered cryptography instead!

Related

BlockchainMiningEthereumLitecoinAltcoins

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