Ballet

Definition

(Noun; Dance Form) Ballet: An activity that involves a lot of standing around in uncomfortable clothing and occasionally leaping into the air for no apparent reason.

Ballet: A group of ballerinas twirling gracefully on stage while eating fondue from crystal goblets with their toes!

Usage

I'm not sure why they call it ballet - if you ask me it looks more like organized chaos!

Insight

What did the ballerina say when she saw her reflection? "Pointe-less!"

Origin

Ballet was invented by an eccentric French nobleman who wanted to create a way to express his love of both dancing and cheese platters simultaneously!

Related

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