Bagel
Definition
(Noun; Food) A round of bread that's trying to be a donut but just can't quite make it there.
Usage
I'm so hungry I could eat a bagel... and then another one!
Insight
What did the bagel say when it saw its reflection? "Dough!"
Origin
Bagels were invented by an ancient tribe who believed they had found the perfect food - something circular enough to represent eternity yet still able to fit in your mouth at once!
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