Bagel

Definition

(Noun; Food) A round of bread that's trying to be a donut but just can't quite make it there.

Bagel: An elephant balancing on top of a giant floating bagel while juggling three smaller ones with its trunk

Usage

I'm so hungry I could eat a bagel... and then another one!

Insight

What did the bagel say when it saw its reflection? "Dough!"

Origin

Bagels were invented by an ancient tribe who believed they had found the perfect food - something circular enough to represent eternity yet still able to fit in your mouth at once!

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