Bacteria

Definition

(Noun; Microorganism) Bacteria: The tiny creatures that make you sick and ruin your day!

Bacteria: A room full of dancing bacteria wearing colorful hats and singing show tunes at the top of their microscopic lungs!

Usage

I heard bacteria are so small they can fit through a keyhole - but only if it's unlocked first!

Insight

What did the bacteria say when he saw his friend? "Hey there germ-o!"

Origin

Bacteria were created by an ancient wizard who wanted to give people something to complain about in doctor's offices everywhere!

Related

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