Bacteria
Definition
(Noun; Microorganism) Bacteria: The tiny creatures that make you sick and ruin your day!
Usage
I heard bacteria are so small they can fit through a keyhole - but only if it's unlocked first!
Insight
What did the bacteria say when he saw his friend? "Hey there germ-o!"
Origin
Bacteria were created by an ancient wizard who wanted to give people something to complain about in doctor's offices everywhere!
Related
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