Antibiotics
Definition
(Noun; Medicine) A magical pill that makes your doctor think you're getting better even when you're not!
Usage
I'm so glad antibiotics don't work on my bad attitude!
Insight
What do you call an antibiotic with a fear of germs? An anti-bacterial phobic!
Origin
Antibiotics were invented by the ancient Greeks who believed in curing illnesses through divine intervention and powerful potions made from crushed up unicorns' horns!
Related
BacteriaVirusesVaccinesAntiviralsImmunization
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