Antibiotics

Definition

(Noun; Medicine) A magical pill that makes your doctor think you're getting better even when you're not!

Antibiotics: A giant bottle of antibiotics hovering over a city like a benevolent cloud raining down healing powers to all below it...

Usage

I'm so glad antibiotics don't work on my bad attitude!

Insight

What do you call an antibiotic with a fear of germs? An anti-bacterial phobic!

Origin

Antibiotics were invented by the ancient Greeks who believed in curing illnesses through divine intervention and powerful potions made from crushed up unicorns' horns!

Related

BacteriaVirusesVaccinesAntiviralsImmunization

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