Animals
Definition
(Noun; Living Things) Animals: Nature's way of making us feel guilty for not recycling more often!
Usage
I'm pretty sure my cat is plotting to take over the world - one nap at a time!
Insight
What did the cow say when it saw lightning? Moooooove out of the way!
Origin
The word 'animal' was invented by humans as an excuse to eat bacon without feeling bad about it...
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