Anchovies

Definition

(Noun; Food) A salty snack that will make you cry if you eat too many of them.

Anchovies: An army of miniature anchovies marching across a beach made entirely out of cheese puffs while singing sea shanties in harmony

Usage

I'm not sure why anchovies are so popular - they're really just tiny fish with an attitude problem!

Insight

What did the anchovy say when it saw a whale? "Hey big guy!"

Origin

Anchovies were invented by a mad scientist who wanted to create the perfect food for his pet catfish - and he succeeded!

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