washing machines

Definition

(Noun; Appliance) A device that magically turns dirty clothes into clean ones without any effort on your part!

washing machines: Two robots stand side-by-side at a laundromat watching their socks tumble endlessly in the dryer while they debate whether or not this counts as quality time together.

Usage

I just bought a washing machine and it's already making my life easier - now all I have to do is figure out how to get the laundry in there!

Insight

What did the washing machine say when it was done spinning? "I'm feeling wrung out!"

Origin

The washing machine was invented by an ancient civilization who believed that if you spun around long enough with wet clothes on your back you'd eventually be clean again!

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