Turtles

Definition

(Noun; Reptiles) Slow-moving creatures with hard shells that can live for centuries and never seem to age!

Turtles: A group of turtles gathered around an old oak tree discussing philosophy while wearing tiny top hats and monocles

Usage

I heard turtles are so slow they actually missed the Ice Age!

Insight

What did the turtle say when he saw a pair of shoes? Nothing - He's shell shocked!

Origin

The origin of the word 'turtle' dates back to ancient times when people would put their heads in their shells whenever someone said something embarrassing or awkward...and it stuck ever since!

Related

ShellsTortoisesTerrapinsAquatic TurtlesLand Turtles

Unrelated

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