Yoga Poses
Definition
(Noun; Exercise) Yoga poses are the perfect way to contort your body into uncomfortable positions while still looking zen!
Usage
If yoga was an Olympic sport then my couch would be winning gold medals!
Insight
What did the yogi say when he couldn't find his mat? "Oh no-matta what!"
Origin
The origin of yoga dates back centuries ago when ancient people discovered that if you bend yourself in enough weird ways it looks like you're meditating and nobody will bother you!
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