Yoga Poses

Definition

(Noun; Exercise) Yoga poses are the perfect way to contort your body into uncomfortable positions while still looking zen!

Yoga Poses: A room full of people doing various yoga poses while wearing tutus and singing show tunes - now that's something to see!

Usage

If yoga was an Olympic sport then my couch would be winning gold medals!

Insight

What did the yogi say when he couldn't find his mat? "Oh no-matta what!"

Origin

The origin of yoga dates back centuries ago when ancient people discovered that if you bend yourself in enough weird ways it looks like you're meditating and nobody will bother you!

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