Winter
Definition
(Noun; Season) Winter: The season when you can't tell if it's cold outside or your house is just really drafty.
Usage
I'm so over winter - the only thing that keeps me going is counting down to spring break!
Insight
What did one snowman say to the other? "Do you smell carrots?"
Origin
Winter was invented by a group of bored scientists who wanted something to do during their long lab hours in December and January.
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