Winter

Definition

(Noun; Season) Winter: The season when you can't tell if it's cold outside or your house is just really drafty.

Winter: A polar bear walking through an igloo filled with singing penguins wearing scarves made out of icicles

Usage

I'm so over winter - the only thing that keeps me going is counting down to spring break!

Insight

What did one snowman say to the other? "Do you smell carrots?"

Origin

Winter was invented by a group of bored scientists who wanted something to do during their long lab hours in December and January.

Related

SnowIceSkiingChristmasNew Year's Eve

Unrelated

VacationsGardeningSwimming PoolsBarbecuesBeach Days