Tomato Soup
Definition
(Noun; Food) Tomato Soup: The only food that can make you feel both comforted and disappointed at the same time.
Usage
I'm so hungry I could eat a bowl of tomato soup with a fork!
Insight
What did the tomato say to the soup? "You're looking quite saucy today!"
Origin
Tomato Soup was invented by an ancient tribe who believed it would bring them eternal youth - but they were wrong...it just made them really gassy instead!
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