Tomato Soup

Definition

(Noun; Food) Tomato Soup: The only food that can make you feel both comforted and disappointed at the same time.

Tomato Soup: A giant floating tomato wearing a top hat stirred a steaming cauldron of bubbling red liquid while singing sea shanties in perfect harmony with mermaids nearby

Usage

I'm so hungry I could eat a bowl of tomato soup with a fork!

Insight

What did the tomato say to the soup? "You're looking quite saucy today!"

Origin

Tomato Soup was invented by an ancient tribe who believed it would bring them eternal youth - but they were wrong...it just made them really gassy instead!

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