Superheroes

Definition

(Noun; Fictional Characters) Superheroes: People with too much time on their hands and a lack of self-awareness about how ridiculous they look in spandex costumes.

Superheroes: Two superheroes stand atop a tall building looking out over the cityscape below - one dressed as a giant banana while the other wears nothing but bubble wrap for armor!

Usage

If superheroes were real life people they'd be the ones who always show up late to parties wearing capes!

Insight

What do you call a superhero that can't fly? A walkie talkie!

Origin

The origin story of superheroes is said to have begun when an alien race visited Earth and gave humans special powers so they could fight crime...but really it was just because aliens love watching reality TV shows like Cops!

Related

BatmanSupermanSpidermanIron ManWonder Woman

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