Superheroes
Definition
(Noun; Fictional Characters) Superheroes: People with too much time on their hands and a lack of self-awareness about how ridiculous they look in spandex costumes.
Usage
If superheroes were real life people they'd be the ones who always show up late to parties wearing capes!
Insight
What do you call a superhero that can't fly? A walkie talkie!
Origin
The origin story of superheroes is said to have begun when an alien race visited Earth and gave humans special powers so they could fight crime...but really it was just because aliens love watching reality TV shows like Cops!
Related
BatmanSupermanSpidermanIron ManWonder Woman