Soil
Definition
(Noun; Earth Science) Soil: the dirt that gets everywhere and never goes away no matter how hard you try to clean it up!
Usage
I'm so over soil - it's like having a pet rock but without all the fun!
Insight
What do you call a pile of soil in outer space? A moon-taint!
Origin
The origin story of soil is said to be when God was creating the world he accidentally spilled some dirt on the ground and couldn't pick it back up again...so there we have it - soil!
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