Singing
Definition
(Noun; Performance Art) Singing: The art of making noise with your mouth in a way that annoys everyone else in the room.
Usage
I'm singing like no one is listening...because they're not!
Insight
What did the singer say when he got stuck on stage? "I can't believe this key change!"
Origin
Singing was invented by an ancient tribe who wanted to make their conversations more interesting and melodic - but it backfired horribly!
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KaraokeA CapellaVocal RangePitch ControlHarmonies
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