Singing

Definition

(Noun; Performance Art) Singing: The art of making noise with your mouth in a way that annoys everyone else in the room.

Singing: An opera singer belting out arias while riding a unicycle through a field of wildflowers at sunset

Usage

I'm singing like no one is listening...because they're not!

Insight

What did the singer say when he got stuck on stage? "I can't believe this key change!"

Origin

Singing was invented by an ancient tribe who wanted to make their conversations more interesting and melodic - but it backfired horribly!

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