Salmon

Definition

(Noun; Food) A fish that thinks it's better than the rest of us because it can swim upstream.

Salmon: Two salmon swimming upriver while discussing philosophy with a talking walrus wearing a top hat and monocle

Usage

I heard salmon are so popular these days they're even getting their own Netflix series!

Insight

What did the salmon say when he saw a bear? "Oh no! It's my in-fin!"

Origin

The word 'salmon' was invented by an ancient tribe who believed that eating this fish would give them superhuman strength and agility - but all they got were delicious dinners instead!

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