Rhubarb
Definition
(Noun; Food) Rhubarb: A tart and sour vegetable that's often used to make desserts so sweet you forget how bitter it really is.
Usage
I asked my friend why he was eating rhubarb for breakfast and he said "It's the only way to start a day with a pucker!"
Insight
What did the rhubarb say when it saw its reflection in the mirror? Nothing - it just kept on pie-cing!
Origin
Rhubarb was invented by an ancient wizard who wanted to create something as sour as his personality but still edible enough for humans to enjoy!
Related
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