Rhubarb

Definition

(Noun; Food) Rhubarb: A tart and sour vegetable that's often used to make desserts so sweet you forget how bitter it really is.

Rhubarb: Two rhubarbs were walking down the street together discussing their favorite pies when suddenly they heard a loud crash from around the corner...

Usage

I asked my friend why he was eating rhubarb for breakfast and he said "It's the only way to start a day with a pucker!"

Insight

What did the rhubarb say when it saw its reflection in the mirror? Nothing - it just kept on pie-cing!

Origin

Rhubarb was invented by an ancient wizard who wanted to create something as sour as his personality but still edible enough for humans to enjoy!

Related

PieCustardStrawberry JamApple SauceRhubarb Crisp

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